LITTLE ORPHAN EXTRAS
Onion Headlines
I was among the top 50 finalists for The Onion Writing Fellowship. I’m told there were 6 billion applicants so I feel pretty good about it.
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Reductress Articles
Once upon a time I submitted article pitches to Reductress. I’m told there were 6 billion other submissions but am beginning to suspect that my ego is being coddled.
Goose Documentary Footage
I narrated some geese. Why? Idk.